Have you ever had the misfortune of being cockfished by a loser with a small penis? If not, consider yourself lucky! I wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemy. If you have been cockfished, you will be able to relate to the horrible experience that I recently had.
What does it mean to be cockfished? Well, according to Urban Dictionary being cockfished is when a guy talks about how big his cock is and sends dick pics at a clever angle, making his penis look larger than it is.
This story is dedicated to CockFish, a caller who inspired this blog. It’s also dedicated to all of the men who have said that requiring proof of size before fucking is absurd, it’s not. We all have our preferences and I require a minimum of 9 inches before I will entertain the thought of fucking you. If this upsets you, it’s because you don’t measure up. And that’s ok, embrace your little dick. 😘
It all started with a text from my friend, Jennifer inviting me to come out to the bar. She is a bartender and met a guy (Tim) and his friend (Brandon) while working that night. Jennifer was convinced that Brandon and I would hit it off; he was intelligent, hilarious, and attractive. She was adamant that I come meet Brandon, who was only in town for one more night.
Why Not Add Another Boytoy to My Harem of Goddess Worshipers?
Why the hell not? I had already given my current boytoy a ruined orgasm that afternoon before locking him back in his cock cage and sending him home. Plus, he would be occupied for the rest of the weekend since I assigned him the task of reading cuck chastity captions. Additionally, I was horny and in the mood to find a big cock to use as my personal fuck toy.
By the time I arrived, Jennifer’s shift was over and she was sitting in a booth with Tim and Brandon. Immediately I was pleasantly surprised to see that Brandon was extremely attractive! As he stood up to greet me, I noticed how fucking hot he is. I am 5’7 and I absolutely love to wear heels. Even in my six inch Louboutin stilettos, Brandon was towering over me. His broad shoulders and huge biceps indicated that he enjoys working out and staying fit.
It wasn’t long before Brandon and I were hitting it off. I cannot remember a time when I laughed so much! Seriously, my face was hurting from laughing so fucking much!! His witty banter and the ability to carry an intelligent conversation kept me engulfed in him. It absolutely didn’t hurt that he was delicious eye candy! After noticing his muscular physique, his large hands and feet kept me wondering what other body parts were insanely huge. Unable to quell my curiosity and uninterested in wasting my time on a tiny-cocked loser, I ask him how big his cock is. His answer doesn’t quite meet my minimum requirement but I have heard that men will underexaggerate their size. So, I give him the benefit of the doubt. Given his body size, I cannot imagine that his cock is only 7 inches.
I Love the Way He Makes My Pussy Tingle
We were so deep in conversation that neither one of us even noticed that Jennifer and Tim had left the bar and gone back to Tim’s hotel room. Unable to hold back any longer, I teasingly place my hand on Brandon’s muscular thigh and begin tracing up and down with my fingernails while looking him in the eyes. He shifts his body towards me, wrapping one arm around me and pulling me in closer to him. Mmmm, he smells delicious.
It wasn’t until last call that Brandon and I are shaken back to reality, noticing that we are the only two left in the bar. With his nose nuzzling my ear he begins planting kisses on my neck. Yes, that’s the spot! He whispers in my ear, asking if I would like to grab an Uber and have drinks in the bar at his hotel. Apparently the bar has a balcony with amazing views of the city.
Being the type of woman that I am, I go in for the kill. Pressing my body against his while exiting the booth, I straddle my legs over him. Pausing long enough to whisper into his ear. “I would much rather grab an Uber and see what the view is like from your hotel room.” 😏
The quick ride to the hotel is a hot and sexy blur. We can’t keep our hands off of each other. His big, strong hands feel so fucking good on my thighs. My pussy tingles as I feel his hands under my skirt, exploring my inner thighs. He is teasing me by touching every area while intentionally and very briefly grazing against my pussy. His fingers make their way up to my hips. Tracing the waistband of my panties before pulling them off.
He is Turning Me on So Fucking Much
By the time my panties are off, we are at the hotel. Grinning, he stuffs my panties in his pocket before grabbing me and carrying me inside. The ease at which he is able to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder, and carry me is impressive. On the way towards the elevator, his hand is sliding between my thighs again. This time, his fingers are less teasing and much more determined.
Instead of planting me on my feet inside the elevator, he is slipping his fingers inside my wet pussy. After pressing the button for the top floor, he slides his free hand inside his pocket, pulling out my wet panties and rubbing them on his face. Inhaling deeply, his moans are muffled by my satin panties.
As the elevator doors open, I realize that his room is the entire top floor. Before I even get a chance to explore the room, Brandon takes me to the bed and lays me down. Lifting my skirt over my hips he buries his face in my pussy. Kissing, licking, sucking, and devouring my pussy. He makes me cum three times before I cannot take it anymore. After all of this FemDom Pussy Worship, I need his cock inside me!
I tell him to take off his clothes as I start to undress. Lifting my top over my head and throwing it onto the floor, I watch as he slowly unbuttons his shirt and peels off his pants. Exposing his very muscular, masculine body. Fuck. He is literally the sight of perfection. Without hesitation, I am kneeling on the bed, sliding my hands over his broad shoulders. As I am kissing him, I can taste my pussy on his lips. All I can think about is riding his hard cock all fucking night!
Cockfished by a Loser with a Small Penis
While I’m kissing him, I slide his boxers off, eager to wrap my hands around his dick. Anticipating the ecstasy and pleasure that I will get from it. Until my hands are grabbing at air. I only had half a glass of wine, I cannot be this inebriated. I pull away and to my shock, I see a little flab of skin where his cock should be. It takes me a few seconds to realize what I’m looking at.
No fucking way! I blink, thinking that my eyes are playing tricks on me. Nope, still there. I blink again. And again. What the actual fuck?!
I pinch his small penis between my index finger and thumb. It’s rock hard. This is rock hard? This is as big as it gets?! Not only is it tiny, it’s pencil thin too. He’s a fucking pin dick, loser! How did I end up in this situation??
Cockfished by a Pin Dick
Noticing my shock, Brandon takes a step back, embarrassed. “I know I said that my hands and feet weren’t the only big things about me. But, I didn’t think you would come back to my room if you knew the truth.”
Um, ya think?!
He sits on the bed, defeated; “I’m sorry I lied. It’s just that we really hit it off and you are so damn sexy! I knew a woman like you would never give me the time of day if you knew how small my cock is.”
Jumping off the bed to find my shirt, all I can think about is getting the fuck out of here.
“Your cock?!” I say, “that isn’t a cock. I don’t know what the fuck that is, but it is not a cock!”
This was the exact moment that I realized that I had been cockfished.
“You said you were big. And when I asked you how big, you said that you are 7 inches. I was hoping that you were downplaying how big you actually are. Some men actually under-exaggerate their penis size so that they end up surpassing expectations. But you, you over exaggerated. By a fucking lot!!”
Cockfished and Gaslit
Brandon slides his boxers back on, “I was hoping that my tongue would make up for my lack of size. I had every intention of only worshiping your pussy tonight. I was hoping that once you got to know me, my size wouldn’t be an issue. This happens all the time. I have no trouble getting women interested but having them stick around is another story. They expect me to be huge because of my large frame.”
Is he really trying to gaslight me right now? Not only have I just been cockfished but now this tiny dick loser is trying to gaslight me! I cannot hold in my laughter any longer. I begin laughing hysterically, it is all I can do really.
“Wh-wh-what’s so funny? This isn’t funny, Demi.” Brandon looks so pathetic right now standing in his boxers which hang from his waist. Not even a hint of a cock print in his crotch. Wow! How could I have missed this?
“Yes, it’s actually fucking hilarious, Brandon. I have never in my life seen a ‘cock’ so tiny before! And you were rock hard too! That is as big as you get!! I’m sorry, I shouldn’t jump to conclusions. Were you in some sort of an accident? Or is it a birth defect of some kind?”
Brandon hangs his head in shame, “No. I wasn’t in an accident. And no, this isn’t a birth defect.”
Bwahahahahaha!!!
I cannot control myself. The laughter comes pouring out of me. “So, did it just stop growing? I mean, are you sure it isn’t a birth defect because this is truly some Guinness Book of World Records shit! I’m really trying to wrap my head around this but you literally have the tiniest little penis I have ever had the misfortune of seeing. I would never believe it if I hadn’t seen it with my own eyes. Can I please take a picture of it? My friends are going to love this!”
Before I can pull out my phone, I hear the strangest sounds coming from Brandon’s mouth. I see him bent at the waist, his hands covering his crotch.
My laughter gets stronger, I’m practically crying at this point. “Did you just cum?” I ask him. His face is beet red as he nods in shame. Hahahaha!!! “Wow, I don’t know what is worse. Being cockfished or you cumming so quickly from small penis humiliation.”
Do you also have a tiny penis? Spare the women of this world the unfortunate experience of dealing with your tiny dick and call me for Small Penis Humiliation Phone Sex and become my Sensual Humiliation slut instead.
Keeping you entranced and craving more until next time,
Your Sensual Cocktease Goddess Demi
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I’m sorry to admit it, but I’m the cockfish that inspired this post. Have many victims. Being 6’4” and jacked, women expect me to be huge. Instead, they’re shocked to see my 3 incher. Thank you for controlling my little problem. I’m your premie sph addict
Awe, Cockfish! Unfortunately, I can attest to this. Seeing your pics and knowing what a hottie you are is so bittersweet. You are so my type! But then, I’d just be another one of your many victims. After seeing your itsy bitsy teeny weenie tiny little cock, I couldn’t even put you in a penis extender because you’re too small even for that. 🤣 I think a penis transplant is your only hope. 🤭
I would never even try to cockfish someone. I’m small, I know it, and I embrace the humiliation and emascultion that cums with it. I’ll also say Miss Demi, I’m pretty sure my clitty would break your record for smallest seen, and you’d be roaring with laughter if you saw it. An inny when soft 1 1/2- 2 inches hard if I’m lucky 🤭.
OMG, Hailey!! 2 inches when soft?! 🤣🤣🤣 And an inny when soft? 🤭 I do love that you embrace it because it’s kind of like having a second bellybutton. 🤣
Thank you Miss Demi! what’s the point in fretting over something I have no control of? and besides it’s perfect for having a nice smooth front when I’m in panties. it makes me feel atleast somewhat feminine.
Love this, Hailey! And doesn’t it feel so yummy to tease your clitty over a pair of satin panties?
oh yes ma’am it does! the only better feeling is when Goddess Fiona and Miss Riley call me a good gurl!
I am guilty of this too… i was VERY wrong ! I apologize to you and to the very few ( just 4 women besides medical workers) Women whom i deceived and who had the misfortune, disappointment and shock of seeing my naked MICRO ‘clitty’ …
I am now in chastity… panties.. and pussyfree for life … as I alway should have been. I now realized this is my fate.
Thank you …..and thanks to every other strong ,
uncompromising Woman who’s put me in my place over the years !
I am sorry….
🤣🤣🤣 Dickless, I love that you apologized to the very short list of women that you have disappointed with your micro clitty.
Chastity, panties, and a pussyfree lifestyle are the only acceptable ways in which you should spend the rest of your life.
Isn’t life just so amazing now that you have embraced your fate?
I love your funny stories Mistress Demi! It’s funny, entertaining and exciting. I don’t know why he was so bothered by your laughter. Being able to make fun of myself is so relaxing and exciting when such a beautiful woman laughs:) It’s worth it for your smile 🙂
I’d like it if you’d put a cage on him at the end hehe 🙂
Great minds think alike Casandra! I would LOVE to put a cage on Cockfish!!!
I’m so fortunate that after many years of false advertising a nice penis with my hidden secret of being a pre-mature ejaculator i was introduced to chastity and abstaining from pussy. I’m proud to say that my once proud but undisciplined cock is now called wimpy limpy by Mistress and hasn’t disappointed pussy in almost 3 years…. Thank you for writing a wonderful blog, Miss Demi.
Wessypoo, you are SO fortunate that wimpy limpy is now controlled by Mistress. Women all over the WORLD are grateful to her for saving us from the horrors of a 2 pump chump such as yourself. We are forever indebted to the great contribution she has bestowed upon humanity.
Well Mistress Demi, if it’s any consolation, you endured this disappointing evening in order to provide us little guys with a tantalizingly erotic humiliation fantasy we can play over and over in our minds. Some fortunate fellas may even get to manipulate their mini while rereading “Brandon-gate”. I would have to get permission of course.
(Personally I couldn’t possibly tell a woman I have a 7 inch penis and get away with it! My “poker” face would reveal the truth immediately!🤣)
No raising, holding or calling for me, only folding!
Unfortunately Mistress Demi, you weren’t the first and won’t be the last to experience this. At least you were afforded a good chuckle at the end and naughty fodder for us to eagerly lap up!
lol!! I can just imagine you trying to get away with telling a woman that you have a 7 inch cock. You have the most infectious laugh Little Peg, I couldn’t be upset with you no matter how hard I tried! 🤭
Tbh, knowing you’ll be rereading this and not able to stroke makes my little sadistic Mistress heart so fucking happy! 😈
Thank you Mistress Demi, what nice things to say!🥰 You know I probably WOULD start laughing halfway through telling a woman that “whopper” about my “slider” (it doesn’t actually “slide” anywhere…let’s call it a chicken nugget!🤣)
And? Mistress Demi? If you’re happy, I’m happy!🥰
“Chicken Nugget” 🤭 I fucking love it!! 😂
I may need to edit that little (pun intended) graphic I posted on EE to now include “Chicken Nugget”.
Is that really a true story!?? i confess that once i involuntarily ejaculated in my pants during a final exam in college . . .
😂😂😂🤣
I’m feeling such a swirl of emotions:
Proxy ire because these pindicks will never learn, no matter how many times they’re shown that women have the right to have standards, and WILL boot them out of bed for false advertising!
Euphoria because that was such a wonderful read, and hilarious! The dopamine hit from laughing this hard might just keep Me high all night!
I was regretting that I’ve let Myself get so behind on reading the blogs of My fellow Mistresses, but now I’m gratified that I had this lovely treat waiting for Me, even if it took Me this long to get to it!
You are so deliciously mean and sexy, Miss Demi! My kind of gal!
“So deliciously mean and sexy” coming from the sweet sadist herself is 🔥🔥🔥
Thank you! 😘
OMG the devastation these small penis holders must have when they realize we have standards. 🤣
I’ll bathe in their tears.